‘The One with Ross's Thing’
Season 3, Episode 23 - Aired May 1, 1997
When Ross notices a skin abnormality, Chandler recommends the doctor who removed his third nipple. Phoebe can't decide between the two men she is dating, a muscular fireman and a sensitive teacher. Monica worries that Pete is about to break up with her when he says they "have to talk."
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: Bride's Magazines?
Rachel: I know you said you'd say no if he asked you, but how great would you look walking down the aisle in this Donna Karan?
Phoebe: You so would. You should get that anyway. Well, for clubbing.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Hey, Mon, if you do get married, can I bring two guests?
Rachel: You didn't break up with that fireman?
Phoebe: No, that was my way of telling you.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] Crazy underwear, Creeping up my butt, Crazy underwear, Always in a rut, Crazy underwear.
Quote from Ross
Joey: So it's just skin?
Ross: Well, no. He said it's skin-like.
Chandler: Okay. So it's not skin.
Ross: Well it's in the skin family.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Hey, you know what you don't see a lot of? Topless tap dancing.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: You have to make it a theme wedding. And the theme could be: "Look How Much Money We've Got! " I mean, you could put money in the invitations. You could have, like, little-money place settings. And you could start with a money salad. I mean, it'll be dry, but people will like it.