Joey: Hey, wouldn't it be cool if our duck and our chick had a baby? We could call it Chuck.
Chandler: Or Dick.

Rachel: Have you ever rescued anyone from a burning building?
Vince: Ninety-eight hot saves. Highest on the force.
Chandler: Well, you know, if Joey and I play with matches, we could get you up to an even 1 00.
Vince: Fire safety is not a joke, son.
Chandler: You're right. I know.

Chandler: You should go to my guy. Because when I went in there with my third nipple he just lopped it right off. So I guess I'm lucky. I mean, not as lucky as people who are born with two nipples.

Ross: At least they knew what yours was. You know? Yours had a name.
Joey: Maybe they'll name yours after you. You know? They'd call it "The Ross." And then people would be, like, "Oh, he's got a Ross."
Ross: Yeah, that'd be cool.

Phoebe: Well, we don't need a fireman. We need, like, a good mechanic. Oh, my God. We gotta get out of here.
Jason: Wait. Why?
Phoebe: Look, if I wanted to see a fireman, I'd date one. Okay?

Phoebe: Vince is great, you know? Because he's, like, a "guy" guy. He's just so burly, so very burly.
Joey: Okay, good. So there you go. Go with Vince.
Phoebe: Yeah, but Jason's really sensitive.
Chandler: Well, sensitive is important. Pick him.
Joey: Oh, sure. Go with the sissy.
Phoebe: Jason is not a sissy.
Joey: Oh, no, no, no. I meant Chandler.

Chandler: But this is Pete. He's not like other people. On your first date, you went to Rome. For most guys, that's like a third or fourth date kind of thing.

Phoebe: I gotta go. I have to break up with Vince.
Chandler: So you're going with the teacher?
Phoebe: I like Vince a lot, you know? But Jason is so sensitive. In the long run, I think sensitive is better than having a really, really, really nice body. Jason. Definitely Jason.

Rachel: Oh, my God. Sorry. I was imagining what it'd be like to catch the money bouquet.

Monica: You know when girls sleep with guys with weird things on their body, they tell their friends about it.