Phoebe Quote #476

Quote from Phoebe in The One with Ross's Thing

Phoebe: I gotta go. I have to break up with Vince.
Chandler: So you're going with the teacher?
Phoebe: I like Vince a lot, you know? But Jason is so sensitive. In the long run, I think sensitive is better than having a really, really, really nice body. Jason. Definitely Jason.

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 ‘The One with Ross's Thing’ Quotes

Quote from Chandler

Ross: Listen, I need a favor. I was in the shower, and as I was, cleansing myself, I felt something.
Chandler: Was it like a sneeze, only better?
Ross: No.

Quote from Joey

Monica: I gotta go water Pete's plants. You know what? lf he's gonna break up with me, maybe I won't water them.
Chandler: If he's gonna break up with you, maybe Joey and I should do water his plants, if you know what I mean.
Joey: Or we could go over there and pee on them.

Quote from Chandler

Ross: I mean, like, a thing on my body.
Joey: Well, what was it?
Ross: Well, I don't know. It's kind of in a place that's not- It's not visually accessible to me.
And I was hoping maybe you guys ... could help me out.
Joey: Whoa.
Chandler: Hey!
Ross: Come on, you guys! It's no big deal! Well, what is it? ls it a mole?
Joey: No, it's too wrinkly to be a mole.
Ross: Ew. Is it--? What, a pimple?
Chandler: No, it's fancier than a pimple. Look, Ross, why don't you just go see a doc-
Rachel: Hey, guys, what's--?
Chandler: Well, it's definite. Two more weeks of winter.