‘The One with Ross's Grant’
Season 10, Episode 6 - Aired November 6, 2003
After Ross applies for a science grant, he finds out that Charlie's ex-boyfriend is in charge of reviewing the applications. Meanwhile, Rachel and Monica fight over who gets Phoebe's disturbing artistic creation, and Joey asks Chandler to get him an audition for a commercial he's working on.
Quote from Rachel
Phoebe: Oh, and I have something for you. It's my little black book. It's got the numbers of all the guys I've dated.
Rachel: Oh, Phoebe, that's nice, but you know what? I think I'm okay. Why don't you give it to one of your other single girlfriends.
Phoebe: I would, but you're the last one.
Rachel: Give me the book!
Quote from Phoebe
Rachel: "Pablo Diaz. Brady Smith. Guy in Van"?
Phoebe: Oh, my first love.
Quote from Phoebe
Rachel: Phoebe, isn't Jethro Tull a band?
Phoebe: Oh, yes, they are.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: My agency was bidding for a big account, and they got it. It's my first national commercial.
Joey: Cool.
Chandler: Yeah. And I don't want to brag, but a lot of the ideas were mine. Hell, you weren't there. All the ideas were mine.
Quote from Ross
Ross: Guess who's a finalist for a huge research grant? I'll give you a hint. He's looking right at you.
Charlie: Huh. Well, unless it's the creepy guy with his hand up his kilt I'm gonna say, "Congratulations."
Ross: I'm so excited. I mean, apparently, I beat out hundreds of other applicants including five guys I went to graduate school with. Not that I'm keeping score, or anything. Five!
Quote from Ross
Charlie: Wait. Are you talking about the Dewer Grant?
Ross: Yeah. Why?
Charlie: Benjamin Hobart is administering that grant.
Ross: Your ex-boyfriend?
Charlie: Yeah.
Ross: So your ex-boyfriend is gonna determine if your new boyfriend gets this grant? Wow, your new boyfriend is screwed.
Quote from Monica
Monica: Hey, you want to go see a movie?
Phoebe: I told you I had to spend all day clearing out stuff so Mike could move in.
Monica: Oh, right. Oh, well. Now that I'm here, I might as well help with the cleaning and organizing. I just happen to have my label maker.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Look, come on, please? It's not like I'm asking you for some crazy favor. This is what I do for a living. I am a professional actor. Man, I'm two hours late for work.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: What am I gonna do now?
Rachel: Just pass the tape along.
Chandler: He's not right for the part. So if I suggest him, my bosses are going to think I'm an idiot. And that's something they should learn on their own.
Quote from Ross
Benjamin Hobart: Charlie. My God, you look absolutely stunning.
Ross: Well, I am having a good hair day.