Ross: Guess who's a finalist for a huge research grant? I'll give you a hint. He's looking right at you.
Charlie: Huh. Well, unless it's the creepy guy with his hand up his kilt I'm gonna say, "Congratulations."
Ross: I'm so excited. I mean, apparently, I beat out hundreds of other applicants including five guys I went to graduate school with. Not that I'm keeping score, or anything. Five!