‘The One with Rachel's Sister’
Season 6, Episode 13 - Aired February 3, 2000
When Rachel's spoiled sister is cut off financially by her dad, Rachel tries to help Jill adjust to her new lifestyle. Meanwhile, Joey gets in trouble for handing out free muffins at Central Perk, and Monica refuses to accept she is sick.
Quote from Ross
Rachel: So what'd you get?
Phoebe: Oh, well, all right. I got this, you know, "I want a job" sweater. And then I got these- These are apartment pants.
Rachel: Apartment pants?
Phoebe: Yeah, you've never heard of them?
Rachel: Of course, I've heard of them. Ross, what'd you get?
Ross: I got this... This.
Rachel: A Pashmina?
Ross: Yeah. I love these babies.
Rachel: Really? Ross, what's a Pashmina?
Ross: It's a rug.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: I cannot believe that. I mean, I don't really like it when Ross goes out with anyone, but my sister? Isn't that like incest or something? Oh, my God, and they're gonna have sex. Oh, no. And what if he marries her too? This is just terrible. This is just terrible. And I can't stop it. I don't own Ross, you know. And Jill should be able to do whatever it is that she wants to do. Oh, my God, I can't believe Ross is marrying my little sister.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Come on. Don't take this personally. I just can't have sex with a sick person.
Monica: I'm with you, Chandler. I mean, I can't have sex with a sick person either. It's disgusting. But I'm not sick. Let me prove it to you. We are two healthy people in the prime of life.
Chandler: See, that's the thing, I would like to stay in the [in congested voice] "prime of life."
Quote from Chandler
Rachel: Honey, so what did you do that made dad cut you off?
Jill: Okay, I bought a boat.
Monica: You bought a boat?
Jill: Yeah, but it wasn't for me, it was for a friend.
Chandler: Boy, did we make friends with the wrong sister.
Quote from Jill
Jill: Were you this cute in high school?
Ross: Oh, stop.
Jill: No, you stop.
Ross: No, you stop.
Phoebe: Okay, okay. Why don't I sit here and then you'll both stop it.
Quote from Jill
Jill: I mean, he's nice. He's the kind you're friends with, but not the kind you date. I mean, he's the kind you date, because you did. But me? Not so much.
Quote from Joey
Ross: Hey, Joey, how come our stuff isn't free?
Joey: It will be when you look like that in a tight skirt.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Which sister is this? Is this the spoiled one or the one that bit her?
Jill: Daddy cut me off.
Phoebe: Never mind, I got it.
Quote from Phoebe
Jill: Okay, I'm really gonna do this. I don't know how to thank you.
Phoebe: Oh, I like cars.
Quote from Monica
Monica: Okay, I'll rest. But if I'm going to bed, then you're coming with me.
Chandler: See, that would be impossible to resist if you weren't all ... drippy here.
Monica: Are you saying that you don't want to get with this?
Chandler: Yeah, I don't think you should say that even when you're healthy.