‘The One with Rachel's Sister’
Season 6, Episode 13 - Aired February 3, 2000
When Rachel's spoiled sister is cut off financially by her dad, Rachel tries to help Jill adjust to her new lifestyle. Meanwhile, Joey gets in trouble for handing out free muffins at Central Perk, and Monica refuses to accept she is sick.
Quote from Phoebe
Jill: Okay, I'm really gonna do this. I don't know how to thank you.
Phoebe: Oh, I like cars.
Quote from Monica
Monica: Okay, I'll rest. But if I'm going to bed, then you're coming with me.
Chandler: See, that would be impossible to resist if you weren't all ... drippy here.
Monica: Are you saying that you don't want to get with this?
Chandler: Yeah, I don't think you should say that even when you're healthy.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday, dear Annie-
Amy: Amy.
Joey: - Amy, Happy birthday to you.
Guy: That's so weird, today's my birthday too.
Joey: Not in here it isn't.
Quote from Jill
Jill: I don't know. You know, he's just a little bookish.
Rachel: Are you saying he's a geek?
Jill: You think so too?
Rachel: No. Ross is not a geek.
Jill: Then let's just say he's not my type.
Rachel: Handsome is not your type? Smart, kind, good kisser. What, those things aren't on your list? Ross is a great guy. You'd be lucky to be with him.
Jill: Well, okay. If it means that much to you, then I'll just ask him out
Quote from Joey
Gunther: You're paying for that.
Joey: No, it's her birthday.
Gunther: You've sung "Happy Birthday" to 20 different women today.
Joey: But it really is-
Gunther: You are no longer authorized to distribute birthday muffins.
Joey: Damn it.
Quote from Chandler
Monica: Chandler, I think I'm sick.
Chandler: Really? Struck down in [congested voice] "the prime of life."
Quote from Jill
Jill: This is where Ross and I are meeting for our date. So, what do you think?
Rachel: I don't like it.
Jill: Really?
Rachel: It's kind of slutty.
Jill: It's yours.
Rachel: Yeah, well, I'm a slut.
Jill: Me too.
Quote from Monica
Monica: I have not been sick in over three years. [sneezes]
Chandler: I'm going to grab you some tissues.
Monica: I don't need a tissue. I'm fine-d.
Ross: When you put a "D" at the end of fine, you're not fine.
Monica: I'm fine-d. I'm fine-d. You know, it's a really hard word to say.
Quote from Jill
Ross: I don't think charging new clothes to your dad qualifies as making it on your own.
Jill: Oh, Mr. Scientist has to get all technical.
Quote from Joey
Woman: How much do I owe for the muffin and latte?
Joey: That's on the house, courtesy of Joey Tribbiani.
Woman: Great. Well, tell him thanks. And since Joey seems like such a nice guy, maybe we could go on a date sometime?
Joey: Well, he's not used to women being so forward, but I could check with him. He says it's okay.