‘The One with Rachel's Crush’
Season 4, Episode 13 - Aired January 29, 1998
Rachel is attracted to a new customer at work and struggles to ask him out on a date. Meanwhile, Chandler becomes concerned that Kathy is cheating on him, and Monica works hard to make their new apartment a better place for the group to hang out.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Well, we should get started. Let me show you my underwear. The selection of underwear that we carry.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Right? There was no chemistry between them. Before, they had heat. Now, there's no heat. You know what this means. Joey told us what this means.
Ross: Let's not jump to any conclusions. There was some sexual chemistry.
Chandler: Come on. It was like cousins having sex up there.
Quote from Chandler
Kathy: Clearly, I'm having sex with him?
Chandler: Come on, it was so obvious. There was no chemistry between you two.
Kathy: Okay, let me just get this straight. You're accusing me of cheating on you, and you're insulting my performance?
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: I have the best job in the entire world. The most adorable guy came over, and I got to dress him up all day.
Phoebe: Ooh, Rachel has a new doll.
Rachel: I wish he was a doll. I'd get a Rachel doll and bump them together and make kissing noises.
Quote from Ross
Monica: Fresh cookies. Hot from the oven. Please, have some. Yeah, I've just been fiddling around here, making delicious treats for everyone.
Joey: Wow. The new Playboy.
Monica: Just something I picked up.
Ross: Cookies and porn? You're the best mom ever.
Quote from Joey
Rachel: I was with Joshua for an hour today, and he has not asked me out. It's just so frustrating.
Phoebe: Why don't you ask him out?
Joey: Totally. That's such a turn-on.
Rachel: Really? It doesn't seem desperate?
Joey: That's the turn-on.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: He's probably really nervous around women. Maybe you just need to make the first move.
Rachel: I've just never asked a guy out before.
Phoebe: You've never asked a guy out?
Rachel: No. Have you?
Phoebe: Thousands of times! That doesn't make me sound too good, does it?
Quote from Phoebe
Rachel: You've done that a thousand times?
Phoebe: Well, I've never done that.
Quote from Joey
Rachel: I just got so nervous that he'd say no.
Joey: You gotta give him something he can't say no to, like Knicks tickets. Invite him to a Knicks game. You're guaranteed he'll say yes.
Rachel: Really? You think that'll work?
Joey: Absolutely. And if not, can I get the extra ticket?
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Basketball!
Joshua: Sorry?
Rachel: I have two tickets to the Knicks game tonight if you're interested, just as a thank-you for this week.
Joshua: Wow. That would be great.
Rachel: Really?
Joshua: Yeah, that would be fantastic. My nephew is crazy about the Knicks. This is fantastic. Thank you so much, Rachel.