Rachel Quote #370

Quote from Rachel in The One with Rachel's Crush

Rachel: I have the best job in the entire world. The most adorable guy came over, and I got to dress him up all day.
Phoebe: Ooh, Rachel has a new doll.
Rachel: I wish he was a doll. I'd get a Rachel doll and bump them together and make kissing noises.

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 ‘The One with Rachel's Crush’ Quotes

Quote from Joey

Rachel: I don't even know how I would go about it.
Joey: Well, what I do is, I look a woman up and down, and I say "Hey. How you doin'?"
Phoebe: Oh, please.
Joey: Hey. How you doin'?
[Phoebe giggles]

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Why'd you make a big thing out of everyone hanging out in the big apartment?
Monica: 'Cause they took our apartment. I wanted to punish them. I'm done now. They've suffered enough.
Phoebe: If you wanted to punish them, you should have just made them hang out here.

Quote from Ross

Rachel: Honey, this is not your fault. Just because you guys had a fight does not justify her sleeping with someone.
Ross: Well, if she thought they were on a break...