‘The One with Rachel's Crush’
Season 4, Episode 13 - Aired January 29, 1998
Rachel is attracted to a new customer at work and struggles to ask him out on a date. Meanwhile, Chandler becomes concerned that Kathy is cheating on him, and Monica works hard to make their new apartment a better place for the group to hang out.
Quote from Monica
Joey: We're watching the game here Saturday night, if people wanna come over.
Ross: Oh, yeah.
Monica: I was thinking about having people over for the game.
Joey: Yeah? Who's playing?
Monica: The players.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Monica, I'm quitting. I just helped an 81-year-old woman put on a thong, and she didn't even buy it. I'm telling you, I'm quitting. I'm talking to my boss right now. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Okay, bye. Call me when you get this message.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: You know, I can see how this could happen. You're up there every night naked, touching, kissing.
Kathy: Acting. Chandler, this is my job. I'm playing a part in a play. How can you not trust me?
Chandler: Well, you can understand, given how we started.
Kathy: Oh, wow. I can't believe you're throwing that in my face.
Chandler: Well ,that is what happened. And I don't even see you denying this.
Kathy: I'll tell you what, Chandler. Why don't you call me when you grow up.
Chandler: Yeah, well don't expect that to happen any time soon.
Quote from Monica
Monica: Hey, Rach, I made a pile of your stuff. If you could just ... throw your purses at it.
Quote from Monica
Monica: If you have the big apartment, you have to deal with people coming over all the time. That fridge has to be stocked, okay. That's your apartment now.
Quote from Joey
Monica: What are you doing?
Joey: I think I left a doughnut up here.
Quote from Ross
Chandler: Are you gonna go see the play with me tonight?
Ross: You know, I don't know how comfortable I am going to see how hot the sex is between some guy and your girlfriend.
Chandler: Yeah, I know, but-
Ross: Oh, no, no. I'm there.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Don't worry we also have cereals, muffins, waffles and jams, jellies and marmalades - which I'm sure are the same thing.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Hi.
Joshua: Hi, I'm Joshua.
Rachel: I'm Rachel Green. What could I do for you, Joshua?
Joshua: I need a whole new wardrobe. My wife- Well, my ex-wife-
Rachel: Oh, I'm so sorry.
Joshua: Anyway, she burned all of my clothes. I got away with two things: this suit and what turned out to be a skirt.
Rachel: Well, at least that's a great suit.
Joshua: Yeah, but it wasn't much fun dropping it off at the dry cleaners in the skirt. So I need everything down to underwear. So if you're willing, I'm all yours.
Rachel: Okay.