Chandler Quote #797

Quote from Chandler in The One with Rachel's Crush

Chandler: You know, I can see how this could happen. You're up there every night naked, touching, kissing.
Kathy: Acting. Chandler, this is my job. I'm playing a part in a play. How can you not trust me?
Chandler: Well, you can understand, given how we started.
Kathy: Oh, wow. I can't believe you're throwing that in my face.
Chandler: Well ,that is what happened. And I don't even see you denying this.
Kathy: I'll tell you what, Chandler. Why don't you call me when you grow up.
Chandler: Yeah, well don't expect that to happen any time soon.

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 ‘The One with Rachel's Crush’ Quotes

Quote from Joey

Rachel: I don't even know how I would go about it.
Joey: Well, what I do is, I look a woman up and down, and I say "Hey. How you doin'?"
Phoebe: Oh, please.
Joey: Hey. How you doin'?
[Phoebe giggles]

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Why'd you make a big thing out of everyone hanging out in the big apartment?
Monica: 'Cause they took our apartment. I wanted to punish them. I'm done now. They've suffered enough.
Phoebe: If you wanted to punish them, you should have just made them hang out here.

Quote from Ross

Rachel: Honey, this is not your fault. Just because you guys had a fight does not justify her sleeping with someone.
Ross: Well, if she thought they were on a break...