‘The One with Rachel's Big Kiss’
Season 7, Episode 20 - Aired April 26, 2001
Rachel runs into a former sorority sister with whom she claims to have once had a passionate kiss. Meanwhile, Chandler goes shopping for a tuxedo to wear to his wedding.
Quote from Joey
Rachel: You know what, if you don't want to believe me about this, why don't you just come with me to dinner tonight and she will tell you.
Phoebe: All right, yeah. Because I just can't picture it.
Joey: Oh, you should get inside my head.
Quote from Ross
Ross: Rachel hooked me up with a tux. But not just any tux. Batman's tux!
Chandler: What?
Ross: That's right. Made expressly for Val Kilmer, and worn by him in the hit film- That Batman film he was in.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Yeah, they're not coming.
Monica: What?
Joey: Somehow they got the idea that you only invited them because of me. They feel a little unwanted.
Monica: Aw, that's too bad. It's true. But too bad.
Joey: Look, Mon, if you could just call my mom.
Monica: Joey-
Joey: Come on, just let her know you want them there. Let's not forget, this is a woman who has sent you many lasagnas over the years.
Monica: No, she hasn't.
Joey: Is it her fault if some of them didn't make it to you?
Quote from Monica
Chandler: Ross is Batman.
Monica: Well, he did manage to keep his identity secret for a long time.
Quote from Chandler
Monica: How about you go put on your 007 tuxedo, and I will make you a nice martini?
Chandler: Actually, I don't like martinis.
Monica: How about a Yoo-Hoo with a funny straw?
Chandler: Ooh, yum.
Quote from Joey
Joey: I know the invitation says 6 p.m. But does that mean you want people to get there at 6, or the show starts at 6?
Monica: The show?
Joey: Right, the wedding. Gotcha.
Quote from Ross
Monica: Do you just carry that around?
Ross: Yes, I find it to be something of a conversation piece.
Monica: Between you and?
Ross: Gunther.
Quote from Ross
Chandler: Let me try it on.
Ross: Okay. But just the jacket. 00 and 7 are not getting in there.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: What's this? An invitation to the At First Sight premiere? Oh, my God, Val Kilmer didn't wear this in Batman. He wore it to the premiere of some fruity love story where he played a blind guy.
Ross: Let me see that. Oh, man.
Chandler: The only super power you have is the slightly heightened sense of smell.
Quote from Monica
Joey: Hey, Monica, Chandler, can I talk to you guys for a second?
Monica: All right, that's it. I give up. Whatever you want, you can have it. You want to sing a song? You want to do a dance? You want your mom to stand at the altar screaming racial slurs? I don't care.