Joey Quote #1178

Quote from Joey in The One with Rachel's Big Kiss

Joey: Yeah, they're not coming.
Monica: What?
Joey: Somehow they got the idea that you only invited them because of me. They feel a little unwanted.
Monica: Aw, that's too bad. It's true. But too bad.
Joey: Look, Mon, if you could just call my mom.
Monica: Joey-
Joey: Come on, just let her know you want them there. Let's not forget, this is a woman who has sent you many lasagnas over the years.
Monica: No, she hasn't.
Joey: Is it her fault if some of them didn't make it to you?

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 ‘The One with Rachel's Big Kiss’ Quotes

Quote from Phoebe

Melissa: Phoebe, were you ever in a sorority?
Phoebe: Of course. Yes, I was a, um... Thigh Mega Tampon.
Melissa: What one?
Phoebe: Yeah. You know, we were really huge, but then they had to shut us down when Regina Phalange died of alcohol poisoning.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: It just seems pretty wild. And you're so vanilla.
Rachel: Vanilla? I'm not vanilla. I do lots of crazy things. I mean, I got drunk and married in Vegas.
Phoebe: To Ross.

Quote from Chandler

Rachel: Ooh, this one was Pierce Brosnan.
Chandler: Pierce Brosnan?
Rachel: Uh-huh.
Chandler: Are you serious? 007? This is James Bond's tux? Oh, I have to get married in James Bond's tux.
Rachel: It's a pretty cool tux.
Chandler: It's not just that. I would be England's most powerful weapon. A jet-setting heartbreaker on Her Majesty's secret service. A man who fears no one, with a license to kill. Would Monica let me wear this?