Joey Quote #1174

Quote from Joey in The One with Rachel's Big Kiss

Rachel: So, Joey, I just hooked Ross and Chandler up with some tuxedos for the wedding. Do you need one?
Joey: No, I'm performing the ceremony, I'm not wearing a tux.
Rachel: Well, what are you gonna wear?
Joey: Multi-colored robes. Oh, and maybe a hat.
Rachel: Does Monica know about this?
Joey: I don't think so.
Rachel: Can I please be there when you tell her?

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Quote from Phoebe

Melissa: Phoebe, were you ever in a sorority?
Phoebe: Of course. Yes, I was a, um... Thigh Mega Tampon.
Melissa: What one?
Phoebe: Yeah. You know, we were really huge, but then they had to shut us down when Regina Phalange died of alcohol poisoning.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: It just seems pretty wild. And you're so vanilla.
Rachel: Vanilla? I'm not vanilla. I do lots of crazy things. I mean, I got drunk and married in Vegas.
Phoebe: To Ross.

Quote from Chandler

Rachel: Ooh, this one was Pierce Brosnan.
Chandler: Pierce Brosnan?
Rachel: Uh-huh.
Chandler: Are you serious? 007? This is James Bond's tux? Oh, I have to get married in James Bond's tux.
Rachel: It's a pretty cool tux.
Chandler: It's not just that. I would be England's most powerful weapon. A jet-setting heartbreaker on Her Majesty's secret service. A man who fears no one, with a license to kill. Would Monica let me wear this?