Monica: This is Monica Geller. I'm just calling to say that I really hope you can make the wedding. Apparently some of our invitations weren't delivered. I guess there was some screw-up at the damn post office. Tell me about it! Yeah, the U.S. Post Office? No. More like U.S. Lost Office. What are they, Irish?

Joey: But it's going to start late? I mean, weddings start a little late, right?
Monica: Have you ever been to one of my weddings?

Rachel: Remember, we were on the sleeping porch? We couldn't stop giggling and our coconuts kept knocking together.
Phoebe: Somewhere Joey's head is exploding.

Ross: Why don't we put them on? You know, get a picture of Batman and James Bond, together.
Chandler: I would, but my pants are a little tight.
Monica: A little tight? I could see 00 and 7 in those things.

Chandler: All right, I found one that fits.
Rachel: Well, you know what they say? Twenty-third time's a charm. Aw. Look at you, all handsome.
Chandler: Whose is it?
Rachel: Oh, does it matter? All that matters is that you look so handsome.
Chandler: Whose is it?
Rachel: I don't want to say.
Chandler: Come on, I don't care. Come on, whose is it?
Rachel: Diane Keaton.

Chandler: Rachel got Ross the tuxedo that Val Kilmer wore in Batman. Batman is so much cooler than James Bond.
Monica: What are you talking about? 007 has all those gadgets.
Chandler: Batman has a utility belt.
Monica: 007 has a fancy car.
Chandler: Batman has the Batmobile.
Monica: 007 gets all the ladies.
Chandler: Batman has Robin. We get ESPN, right?

Joey: Well, the wedding is the same day as my niece's christening and I want my parents to see me. I mean, my part's in the beginning. I'm not in the rest of the show- Wedding.
Monica: The wedding starts at 6.
Joey: Okay. Okay. I totally hear you. Oh, how about this? I vamp till they get there.
Monica: You'll "vamp"?
Joey: Yeah, yeah. Like warm up the crowd. I'll ask where they're from. Because in Joey Tribbianni, you get a minister and an entertainer. I'm a "ministainer." There's no one better. There's no one greater.

Rachel: I actually work at Ralph Lauren.
Melissa: Shut up!
Rachel: I will not. I'm actually the divisional head of men's sportswear.
Melissa: Shut up more! Are you friends with Ralph?
Rachel: Oh, please.
Melissa: Are you?
Rachel: No.

Melissa: We have to have dinner. What are you doing tomorrow?
Rachel: Tomorrow. I don't know.
Melissa: You do now. You're having dinner with me.
Rachel: Shut up.

Monica: So this is where the band is. And here's the bar. And all these pins have people's names on them. Rach, here you are.
Rachel: Wow. Why don't we just take me and put me with a Manhattan in my hand talking to the cute bartender. [laughs] These pins aren't for playing, are they?