‘The One with Rachel's Assistant’
Season 7, Episode 4 - Aired October 26, 2000
When Rachel gets to hire an assistant at work, she is torn between a well-qualified older woman and an attractive young man. Meanwhile, Joey is offered a part on Days of our Lives as his old character's evil twin, and Monica, Chandler and Ross reveal embarrassing secrets about each other.
Quote from Ross
Ross: Oh, is that funny? You find that funny? Well, maybe Chandler should know some of your secrets too.
Monica: I already told him everything. You shush!
Ross: Once, Monica was sent to her room without dinner, so she ate the macaroni off a jewelry box she'd made.
Quote from Chandler
Ross: Monica couldn't tell time until she was 13.
Monica: It's hard for some people!
Chandler: Of course it is. [whispers] Wow.
Quote from Phoebe
Rachel: Joey, why would you do that?
Joey: Because! They wanted me to audition.
Phoebe: You, an actor? That's madness!
Quote from Rachel
Tag: I'd love to ask out your friend Phoebe.
Rachel: Yeah, she's gay.
Quote from Ross
Ross: Oh, Mon, I laughed so hard-
Chandler: So hard we had to throw out your underwear again?
Ross: Whatever, dude. You kissed a guy.
Quote from Ross
Ross: Oh. In college, Chandler got drunk and slept with the lady who cleaned our dorm.
Chandler: That was you.
Ross: Whatever, dude. You kissed a guy.
Quote from Monica
Chandler: You don't have trouble telling time now, do you?
Monica: No.
Chandler: Quick, what time is it?
Monica: I don't know. Time to kiss a guy, maybe?