‘The One with Monica and Chandler's Wedding (Part 1)’
Season 7, Episode 23 - Aired May 17, 2001
As their families gather ahead of Chandler and Monica's wedding, the groom goes missing. Ross searches for Chandler while Phoebe and Rachel try to keep the news from Monica. Meanwhile, Joey lands a part in a prestigious film about World War 1.
Quote from Jack Geller
Ross: Dad, I can't. I'm sorry. If you see Chandler, could you just tell him I'm looking for him.
Jack Geller: And if you see Rita Moreno, let her know I'm looking for her.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Ross says there's still no word from Chandler.
Phoebe: Oh, man.
Rachel: But he did say they found the grandmother wandering down Fifth Avenue.
Quote from Monica
Monica: I'm getting married today. I think I just cracked a rib, but I don't care because today is my wedding day. My day is finally here.
Phoebe: You know, she might not even notice he's gone.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Oh, my God.
Rachel: What?
Phoebe: There was a pregnancy test in the garbage, and it's positive. Monica's pregnant. So I guess she won't be totally alone.
Quote from Phoebe
Ross: I'm just gonna have to go find him and bring him back. Okay, you make sure Monica does not find out, okay?
Phoebe: Okay. But, if you don't find him and bring him back I am gonna hunt you down and kick your ass!
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: Hey, can we just take a minute and talk about the man that I'm gonna marry tomorrow? I mean, how lucky am I?
Rachel: That's a good question.
Monica: I just hope that some day you guys find someone like Chandler!
Phoebe: I hope we find someone exactly like Chandler, and soon.
Quote from Phoebe
Joey: This is the one about soldiers who fight in WW1.
Phoebe: Oh, yeah. Back then we called it "The Great War." It really was.
Quote from Joey
Joey: I'm doing my scenes with you.
Richard: Nice to meet you, Joey.
Joey: Wow. I can't believe this. This is incredible. I mean, you just won an Oscar.
Richard: No, I didn't.
Joey: I think you did.
Richard: I think I lost, three times.
Joey: Cookie?
Quote from Joey
Director: Hang on. Joey, you keep touching your face. Is something wrong?
Joey: No. Uh, I thought it might be a cool character thing. You know, he's a face toucher.
Director: I don't think so.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Here's a question you never want to ask: My dad just called and wants to know if could borrow one of your pearl necklaces?
Monica: Did he say what kind of neckline he'd be wearing?
Chandler: No.
Monica: Well, I've only met him once, but I'm guessing plunging?
Chandler: Yeah, he is more of a if-you've-got-it-flaunt-it kind of father.
Monica: I don't have anything like that, but let me go see if Rachel has anything.
Chandler: Yes, include more people in this.