Joey: I'm off to fight the Nazis.
Rachel: Wait, Joey. We fought the Nazis in WWII, not WWI.
Joey: Whoa. Okay. Well ,who was in WWI?
Rachel: Ahem.
Phoebe: Go ahead.
Rachel: You're gonna be late. Go, go!

Monica: Who did we fight in WWI?
Rachel: Mexico?
Phoebe: Yes. Very good.

Nora: Chandler.
Chandler: Mom. Thanks for wearing ... something.
Nora: Oh, honey, this is so exciting. I thought we'd screwed you up so bad this day would never come.

Monica: Mrs. Bing? These are my parents, Judy and Jack Geller.
Judy Geller: It's lovely to meet you.
Jack Geller: So, are you his mother or father?
Judy Geller: Jack!
Jack Geller: What? I've never seen one before.
Monica: Dad, there's Ross. Why don't you go talk to him?
Jack Geller: I didn't even have a chance to act as though I'm okay with it.

Monica: Rach, Rach?
Rachel: Yeah?
Monica: Hey, could you do me a favor and talk to Chandler's dad and try to keep him away from Chandler's mom.
Rachel: Yeah. but I don't know what he looks like.
Monica: He is the man in the black dress.
Rachel: Man in the black dress.
Rachel: Hi. I'm Rachel, a friend of Monica and Chandler's.
Amanda: I'm Amanda.
Rachel: Oh, I get it. "A man, duh!"

Ross: Could I have your attention please? I'm Ross Geller.
Jack Geller: Dr. Ross Geller.
Ross: Dad, please. As I was saying, I'm Dr. Ross Geller. And I'm the best man. And this marriage is doubly special for me because not only is the groom my best friend but the bride is my little sister. And she's the greatest sister a guy could ask for. So if you'd all please join me in raising a glass to the couple we're here to celebrate. To the Bings.

Ross: Nice shades.
Joey: Yeah, I figure if I wear these in my scenes then at least I won't get spit in my eyes.
Ross: And, if I remember correctly, Ray-Ban was the official sponsor of WWI.
Joey: Great!

Ross: I think Chandler's gone.
Rachel: What?
Ross: He left that. "Tell Monica I'm sorry." Oh, my God.
Phoebe: What's up? [reading] "Tell Monica I'm sorry." Tell her yourself.

Rachel: Maybe it's not what we think. Maybe it's "Tell Monica I'm sorry I drank the last of the milk."
Phoebe: Or maybe he was writing to tell her that he's changed his name, you know. "Tell Monica, I'm Sorry."
Ross: I think it means he freaked out and left.
Phoebe: Don't be so negative. Good God, isn't it possible that "Sorry" is sitting in there right now?

Ross: Gunther, have you seen Chandler?
Gunther: No, I haven't seen him.
Ross: Damn.
Gunther: He's getting married tomorrow, right?
Ross: Yes. Yes. Don't worry. Everything's fine. We'll see you tomorrow at the wedding.
Gunther: I wasn't invited.
Ross: Well, then we'll see you the day after tomorrow.