Joey: Kath, we should get going. We're going to buy hamsters.
Kathy: No, it's not like that. I work for a medical researcher.
Rachel: Well, have fun.
Kathy: Okay.
Phoebe: I think it's nice that the medical community is finally trying to help sick hamsters.

Chandler: All right, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna go get shot down. Any advice?
Monica: Just be yourself ... but not too much.

Joey: I see you guys already met.
Chandler: Yes, yes. I was just trying to figure out a way to demonstrate how I could get my exceptionally large feet into my even bigger mouth.
Joey: Didn't I tell you? Always showing off.

Chandler: Hey. Jeez, at 2:30 in the morning, I didn't expect to have to fight over the remote.

Chandler: Joey tells me you two met in acting class.
Kathy: They teamed us up as partners. Joey picked three scenes for us to do. All of them had us making out.
Chandler: That's a good thing, actually, because he used to make me rehearse with him.

[Chandler picks up the chick and holds him in the canoe]
Chandler: Here we go, little fella.
Kathy: What about the duck?
Chandler: The duck can swim.

Monica: You know what? I like Kathy.
Chandler: Me too. She's so cool and pretty.
Rachel: Yeah, she is.
Chandler: She's smart and funny, you know. We were up all last night talking. She said the funniest thing about... What?
Rachel: You love her.
Chandler: No, I don't.
Phoebe: Yes, you do. Chandler loves Kathy.
Ross: Come on, Pheebs, just lay off him.
Chandler: Thank you, Ross.
Ross: Yeah, he's a little sensitive right now because he's so in love!
Chandler: All right.
Monica: [hugging herself, groaning] Kathy, I love you! [kissing sounds]

Ross: I'm thinking tonight may be the night. The kids are gonna play together, and then when they're asleep I'm thinking Amanda and I break open a bottle of wine do a little playing ourselves.

Rachel: Hi, guys. This is Josh. Josh, these are my friends. And that's Ross.

Ross: Well, I'm going to go get ready for my date tonight so I'll just "head."