Monica Quote #340

Quote from Monica in The One with Joey's New Girlfriend

Monica: You know what? I like Kathy.
Chandler: Me too. She's so cool and pretty.
Rachel: Yeah, she is.
Chandler: She's smart and funny, you know. We were up all last night talking. She said the funniest thing about... What?
Rachel: You love her.
Chandler: No, I don't.
Phoebe: Yes, you do. Chandler loves Kathy.
Ross: Come on, Pheebs, just lay off him.
Chandler: Thank you, Ross.
Ross: Yeah, he's a little sensitive right now because he's so in love!
Chandler: All right.
Monica: [hugging herself, groaning] Kathy, I love you! [kissing sounds]

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 ‘The One with Joey's New Girlfriend’ Quotes

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] "Smelly cat, smelly cat, What are they feeding you?" This chick sounds good. "Smelly cat"- Gunther, be a good little boy and bring me a whiskey.

Quote from Gunther

Gunther: Rachel, when's your birthday?
Rachel: May 5th. Why?
Gunther: Oh, I'm just making a list of birthdays.
Ross: Mine's December-
Gunther: Yeah, whatever.

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: What do you say I go over there and tell her how much I like her? No, no, it'll be good. I can tell her how much I've been thinking of her. That I haven't stopped thinking about her since the moment we met. That I'm so fantastically over the top, want-to-slit-my-own-throat in love with her that for every minute of every hour of every day I can't believe my own damn bad luck that you met her first!
Joey: Well, that's pretty good. But you might want to tone it down a little.