Chandler: I just I can't get her out of my head. I'm a very bad person. I'm a very, very bad person. I'm a horrible person. "No, you're not. We still love you, Chandler!"

Monica: [sneezes] Oh, gosh. Phoebe, I think I caught your cold.
Phoebe: You mean you stole it. [Monica sneezes] Don't cover your mouth when you do that.

[Phoebe cleans up Monica's used tissues, pockets a few]
Monica: What are you doing with those?
Phoebe: I need your germs. I want my cold back. I miss my sexy voice.

Chandler: She's not really my type.
Kathy: Not your type? She's gorgeous.
Chandler: You know what it is? I think it's the fishnet stockings. Whenever I see a girl in fishnet stockings, it reminds me of ... my father in fishnet stockings.

Kathy: Okay. Understanding a little more of why you're single. I have a friend you'd like. She's really pretty. And then we could double date.
Chandler: No, thanks.
Kathy: Okay. I've got some ugly friends, and they're all available too.

Ross: So Amanda just dropped me off. That's one of the things I love about her. She's old enough to drive.

Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] Parading goats are parading, Parading down the street, Parading goats are parading, Leaving little treats.

Monica: Joe, I don't think a four-letter word for "ship" can be "ship".
Joey: I thought it was a freebie.

Kathy: I'm sorry, it's just this Ernie Kovacs thing on in a few minutes I wanted to watch.
Chandler: Oh, my God, that's why I got up too!
Kathy: You're kidding. Oh, I love him. My dad used to make me stay up late and watch reruns with him.
Chandler: Mine too. Did your dad also make you watch the Mr. Universe contest?
Kathy: No.
Chandler: Well, me neither.