Rachel: You know what else is great about him? Oh. What is the word for an adult who doesn't have dinosaur toys in their bedroom?

Rachel: What was that?
Ross: Monica knows.
Monica: It's this dumb thing that Ross made up to try to fool our parents. It's a way of giving the finger without actually having to give it. I remember I cried the night you made that up. It was the first time I realized I was cooler than my big brother.

[Phoebe's hair is wet. She runs to opens a window]
Ross: Phoebe, what are you doing?
Phoebe: Okay, I want to be sexy again, so I'm trying to catch a cold. Should be easy. Supposedly they're pretty common.

Rachel: I am so gonna marry that guy. Ugh.
Monica: What?
Rachel: I think he's stealing from me.
Monica: Why?
Rachel: Because he's stealing from me!
Phoebe: Hi, it's me and soup. I just saw Josh. He looked so yummy in your leather jacket.

Ross: At least I know she's not going out with me to get into R-rated movies.
Rachel: Why don't you just marry her? Wait, you can't. I forgot. She's not a lesbian.

Ross: See, Amanda and I have a-
Monica: You have nothing! You're not even going out. You're her babysitter. You have a 12-year-old girl's job.
Rachel: [laughing] Oh, that is so sad.
Monica: And what are you laughing at, Miss My-keg-sucking-boyfriend-is-stealing-from-me?

Ross: Yeah, it's tough being single.
Ross: That's why I'm so glad I found Amanda.
Rachel: Ross, you guys went out once. You took your kids to Chuck E. Cheese, and you didn't even kiss her.
Chandler: I tell people secrets. It makes them like me.

Phoebe: I don't eat chicken, so it's just noodle soup. And there's no chicken in the broth, so it's really just noodle water.

Phoebe: Does it even work without my sexy voice?
Gunther: I like it. [Gunther sneezes]
Phoebe: Gunther, kiss me.
Gunther: What? [Phoebe kisses Gunther]

Chandler: She's pretty. Pretty, pretty girl. The pretty- She's pretty.
Monica: You should go ask her out. [Chandler laughs] Oh, come on. What's the worst that could happen?
Chandler: I could die.