Joey Quote #437
Quote from Joey in The One with Joey's New Girlfriend
Joey: Listen, you want to get some dinner with me and Kathy tonight?
Chandler: Oh. You know what? I already ate.
Joey: It's 4:30.
Chandler: Well, I had a big meal on Monday. So that's just going to get me straight through the week.
Joey: Okay. I see what's going on here.
Chandler: You do?
Joey: Yeah. You don't like Kathy.
Chandler: You got me.
Joey: Yeah. You've been avoiding her ever since we started going out. Look, I made an effort to like Janice. Now I think it's your turn to make an effort to like Kathy by coming out to dinner with us. Right?
Chandler: Yeah, right.
Joey: Good. And hey, my treat. But that's only because you're not eating anything, right?
‘The One with Joey's New Girlfriend’ Quotes
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] "Smelly cat, smelly cat, What are they feeding you?" This chick sounds good. "Smelly cat"- Gunther, be a good little boy and bring me a whiskey.
Quote from Gunther
Gunther: Rachel, when's your birthday?
Rachel: May 5th. Why?
Gunther: Oh, I'm just making a list of birthdays.
Ross: Mine's December-
Gunther: Yeah, whatever.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: What do you say I go over there and tell her how much I like her? No, no, it'll be good. I can tell her how much I've been thinking of her. That I haven't stopped thinking about her since the moment we met. That I'm so fantastically over the top, want-to-slit-my-own-throat in love with her that for every minute of every hour of every day I can't believe my own damn bad luck that you met her first!
Joey: Well, that's pretty good. But you might want to tone it down a little.