Rachel: You guys, come on. I have to meet Joshua. It's my one chance for him to see the "fun" Rachel. The "wouldn't it be great if she were my wife?" Rachel.

Rachel: Are Joey and Chandler back?
Monica: Chandler's still in phase one, and Joey's that thing you smell.

Rachel: Ross, please?
Ross: You want me to take some girl I've never met to the opera so you can go to a club and flirt with some guy? Hmm. Yeah, that is a toughie.

Phoebe: Ooh!
Monica: What?
Phoebe: I think the baby kicked.
Monica: Oh, my God.
Phoebe: No, wait. The elastic in my underwear busted.

Monica: Joey, you can't go like that. You stink.
Joey: I fell asleep. Now I don't have time. It's just 10 blocks away. If I run, I'll make it.
Monica: Yeah, run 10 blocks. That'll help the smell.

Rachel: Hey.
Joey: Hey.
Rachel: Slow down. Whoa, no, keep moving.

Monica: Hey, you're wearing pants.
Chandler: That's right. Where are the guys? I'm ready to get drunk and see strippers.
Monica: It's 9:30 in the morning.
Chandler: They got a breakfast buffet.

Rachel: I don't get this. She was horrible!
Chandler: Okay, I'm going to go stand over there.

Rachel: You do not just meet someone and go flitting off to Vermont.
Monica: Well, when you first met Barry, you flitted off to Vail.
Rachel: Ugh, you know. Could you, just for once not remember every little thing?

Phoebe: Would you just stop being such a wuss and get those off? And come with us and watch naked girls dance around.