‘The One with Joey's Dirty Day’
Season 4, Episode 14 - Aired February 5, 1998
With Chandler's best friend Joey away on a fishing trip, the girls try to help him over his break-up from Kathy. Meanwhile, Rachel turns to Ross to entertain her boss's niece when a chance to spend the evening with Joshua opens up, and a maloderous Joey returns from his fishing trip in desperate need of a shower, which he finds in Charlton Heston's dressing room.
Quote from Chandler
Monica: I got some ones. You want to put them in her panties?
Chandler: No, thanks, Mom.
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Monica: So we did okay at the strip club, right?
Chandler: Oh, yeah, great. Thanks to you, the hottest waitress there is quitting to teach the third grade!
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Chandler: Phase three! I just achieved phase three. I am totally picturing you with all those women.
Monica: That's not phase three.
Chandler: Well, I'm there too.
Rachel: Well, are we all together, like in a group?
Chandler: Stop it, you're killing me. I think I just moved onto phase four.
Phoebe: What is that?
Chandler: Where I don't want a relationship ever. I just want to have sex with strippers and my friends.
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Chandler: Let me see that smile.
Joey: I don't want to.
Chandler: Please?
Joey: I wanted to go to the strip club.
Chandler: You're going to have plenty of chances. There are thousands of women out there, just waiting to screw me over.
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Phoebe: You were right. We really weren't great at being guys. You know why? Because we're girls.
Chandler: Yeah.
Phoebe: Okay. Do you know what girls are good at?
Chandler: Stripping!