‘The One with Joey's Dirty Day’
Season 4, Episode 14 - Aired February 5, 1998
With Chandler's best friend Joey away on a fishing trip, the girls try to help him over his break-up from Kathy. Meanwhile, Rachel turns to Ross to entertain her boss's niece when a chance to spend the evening with Joshua opens up, and a maloderous Joey returns from his fishing trip in desperate need of a shower, which he finds in Charlton Heston's dressing room.
Quote from Ross
Ross: Come on, man. Just take the sweats off, okay? Take them off and we'll have some fun.
Quote from Joey
Ross: Did you catch any fish?
Joey: Oh, my God. You guys have no idea.
Monica: Wow. You stink!
Ross: Are you kidding?
Joey: Yeah, three days on the lake without a shower. Plus, I fell in that big tub of worms at the bait stand.
Quote from Rachel
Phoebe: What's he saying?
Monica: He's with Emily at a bed and breakfast in Vermont.
Phoebe: What? Oh, my God!
Rachel: Wait, who the hell is Emily? No!
Quote from Monica
Monica: He had to go. There was a deer just outside eating fruit from the orchard.
Quote from Chandler
Monica: Chandler, what are you doing? You can't just go back a phase.
Chandler: Yes, you can. You're thinking about time. You can't go back in time.
Quote from Chandler
Phoebe: Come on, let us be guys. Maybe we want to be guys.
Chandler: No, you don't. You'd be all hairy and wouldn't live as long.
Quote from Joey
Joey: It's Heston.
Stage Manager: What?
Joey: The man reeks. Smells like he went on a three-day fishing trip and then ate some licorice.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: No. No, that. You have to put that out because I'm pregnant.
Guy: Well, maybe you and your baby ought to go to another strip club.
Phoebe: Huh-huh. It's not my baby. Huh-huh.
Quote from Phoebe
Chandler: You know what? I'm just going to go home and call Kathy.
Phoebe: Well, if you think it'll help.
Chandler: No. That was a test. In a few hours, I'm going to get really drunk and I'll want to call Kathy and you guys are going to have to stop me. Then after that I'll be so drunk, I'm going to want to call Janice.
Phoebe: You should. How is she?
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: I can't believe it. He still hasn't called.
Phoebe: Who, Josh?
Rachel: It's Joshua.
Monica: What? He doesn't like "Josh"?
Rachel: No, I don't.