Ross: You don't think I'd go up to her?
Rachel: Ross, it took you 10 years to finally admit you liked me.

Monica: Give me a new floor!
Joey: I can't, Monica. Chandler would kill me if I don't finish the unit.
Monica: I'll pay you double what he is paying you.
Joey: He's not paying me anything.
Monica: Triple! [Joey turns around intrigued]

Chandler: He was helping me first!
Monica: But I need a bathroom first!
Joey: Whoa, whoa, whoa whoa. You guys figure it out. I'm going to go take a little break.
Chandler: Oh, that's good!
Monica: Take a break?!
Joey: Yeah, even God rested on the seventh day.
Monica: Joey, if this takes seven days you'll be able to meet God and ask him about it yourself!

Ross: Wait, Isabella. Don't dismiss this so fast. I mean, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
Isabella Rossellini: Yeah, for you.

[Chandler enters the apartment, there's planks of wood everywhere]
Chandler: So what happened? Did a forest tick you off?

Chandler: Does anyone else think David Copperfield's cute?
Monica: No, but he told me he thinks you're a fox.

Joey: Hey, Monica, who would yours be?
Monica: First, I need a boyfriend. Then I can have a list.
Joey: It's just a game, Mon.

Rachel: What about you, honey? Who'd be on your list?
Ross: That kind of thing requires some serious thought. First, I'd divide my prospective candidates into categories.
Chandler: [cough] What a geek!

Monica: Hey, where you heading in those pants? 1982?

Joey: I saw down at the hardware store, they got those designer tiles on sale if you wanna redo your bathroom floor.
Monica: What's wrong with my bathroom floor?
Joey: Nothing. It's just old and dingy, that's all.
Monica: I highly doubt that.
Joey: Oh, yeah? If you move your hamper, you can see the color the tile used to be.
Monica: [gasp] I can't live like this!