Phoebe: I know what I wanted to ask you. Can you roll your tongue? Because I can and my mom couldn't. And I figured that was something I got from our dad.
Frank: Well, wait, you mean like this?
Phoebe: Yeah, you can do it too. Yeah.
Frank: You're not doing it.
Phoebe: Oh, right. Okay. Yeah, my mom could and I can't. We don't have that.

Frank: When's your birthday?
Phoebe: February 16th.
Frank: I know a guy who's the 1 8th.
Phoebe: That's close. When's yours?
Frank: October 25th.
Phoebe: That's the same month as Halloween.

Frank: Hey, can I use your phone?
Phoebe: Sure. You want to call your mom?
Frank: No, I want to melt it.
Phoebe: Oh. Well, not right now.

Phoebe: You know what, I think I'm just gonna go to bed. The fumes are giving me a headache.
Frank: [laughs] Yeah, yeah.

Chandler: Yo, Spackle boy. Get up.

Monica: [to Joey] You started this, you'll finish it.
Chandler: He started mine first.
Phoebe: Build the unit, Cinderellie. Lay the tile, Cinderellie.

Frank: You work at one of those massage parlors?
Phoebe: Well, you know, we don't call it that. But, yeah.
Frank: That's wild. No, I had no idea.
Phoebe: Alrighty. I'll be back in a little bit. Unless you want to come with me.
Frank: You mean, like, watch?
Phoebe: No. No, you can get one yourself. It'll be on the house. What are big sisters for?
Frank: Well, I don't think this. You know?
Phoebe: No. No, no. I wouldn't do you myself. I mean, that would be weird. Yeah, I'll get one of the other girls to do it. Oh, this is so much fun.

Monica: Whoa. What are you going in there for?
Chandler: You want, like, a number?

Ross: Okay. I'm done with my choices. These are final.
Rachel: Well, it's about time.
Joey: Yeah. Very official.
Ross: Oh, yeah. Well, you know, Chandler printed it up on his computer.
Monica: And who laminated it?
Ross: That was me.

Rachel: All right, let me see. "Uma Thurman, Winona Ryder, Elizabeth Hurley, Michelle Pfeiffer, Dorothy Hamill"?
Ross: Hey, it's my list.
Rachel: Okay, honey, you do realize she only spins like that on ice?