Joey: Come on, come on. Let's trade. The timing's perfect. I just clogged the toilet.

Chandler: The only way I'll consider this is if they offer more than just season seats.
Joey: But it's the Knicks.
Chandler: Screw the Knicks.
Joey: Whoa!
Chandler: I didn't mean that. I just meant that the apartment is worth so much more. And the Knicks rule all.
Joey: Yeah, the Knicks rule all.

Rachel: What if you could keep the apartment and get the tickets?
Joey: Done.
Rachel: Let me finish. I'm talking about a bet. Winner takes all.
Joey: Oh. We could get nothing.
Phoebe: Or you could end up with everything.
Joey: Ooh, I like that.

Joey: What are they so mad about? They got the apartment back.
Chandler: No, they didn't.

Emily: We've only known each other for six weeks.
Ross: I know. So what? Who's to say? Does that mean we can't do it? Look, I was with Carol for four years before we got married and I wound up divorced from a pregnant lesbian.

Chandler: We won that apartment fair and square. Twice! And I am getting it back right now. I'm getting it back right now.

Rachel: Okay, we figured you might respond this way, so we have a backup offer.
Chandler: Oh, no. No more offers. You can't offer anything to us.
Rachel: Let us keep the apartment and-
Monica: As a thank you, Rachel and I will kiss for one minute.
[later:]
Chandler: Totally worth it.
Joey: That was one good minute.

Rachel: I hate that my room is so small.
Monica: Hey, I have all the space I need. Just do what I did.
Rachel: Monica, you don't even have a bed. You sleep in a ball on the floor.
Monica: You know what, I am really tired of your bellyaching. I worked really hard at making this a nice place for us to live.
Rachel: I know. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry, okay?
Joey: See, this place is a great apartment.
Monica: Shut up! This place is a hole!