Ross Quote #493

Quote from Ross in The One with All the Haste

Emily: We've only known each other for six weeks.
Ross: I know. So what? Who's to say? Does that mean we can't do it? Look, I was with Carol for four years before we got married and I wound up divorced from a pregnant lesbian.

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 ‘The One with All the Haste’ Quotes

Quote from Phoebe

Chandler: Ho, ho, ho.
Phoebe: Excuse me?
Chandler: Your pants.
Phoebe: Oh yeah. You like them? I went to a used-clothes store and got a bunch of maternity stuff. These are so comfortable.
Joey: Pheebs, those are Santa pants.
Phoebe: What?
Chandler: Santa pants. Santa Claus's pants.
Phoebe: Nuh-uh. No. They're maternity pants. Look, they even came with a list of baby names. See? These names are good, and these are bad. Oh.

Quote from Chandler

Ross: Thanks guys.
Chandler: No problem. Just remember to wake us up before you go-go.

Quote from Monica

Monica: Men are such idiots.
Rachel: I know. Can you believe something that stupid actually got us our apartment back?
Phoebe: It's so funny to think, if you had just done that after the last contest no one would have had to move at all.
Monica: Let's pretend that's not true.
Rachel: Yeah.