Joey Quote #537
Quote from Joey in The One with All the Haste
Rachel: Okay, we figured you might respond this way, so we have a backup offer.
Chandler: Oh, no. No more offers. You can't offer anything to us.
Rachel: Let us keep the apartment and-
Monica: As a thank you, Rachel and I will kiss for one minute.
[later:]
Chandler: Totally worth it.
Joey: That was one good minute.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with All the Haste’ Quotes
Quote from Phoebe
Chandler: Ho, ho, ho.
Phoebe: Excuse me?
Chandler: Your pants.
Phoebe: Oh yeah. You like them? I went to a used-clothes store and got a bunch of maternity stuff. These are so comfortable.
Joey: Pheebs, those are Santa pants.
Phoebe: What?
Chandler: Santa pants. Santa Claus's pants.
Phoebe: Nuh-uh. No. They're maternity pants. Look, they even came with a list of baby names. See? These names are good, and these are bad. Oh.
Quote from Chandler
Ross: Thanks guys.
Chandler: No problem. Just remember to wake us up before you go-go.
Quote from Monica
Monica: Men are such idiots.
Rachel: I know. Can you believe something that stupid actually got us our apartment back?
Phoebe: It's so funny to think, if you had just done that after the last contest no one would have had to move at all.
Monica: Let's pretend that's not true.
Rachel: Yeah.