Joey Quote #534

Quote from Joey in The One with All the Haste

Chandler: The only way I'll consider this is if they offer more than just season seats.
Joey: But it's the Knicks.
Chandler: Screw the Knicks.
Joey: Whoa!
Chandler: I didn't mean that. I just meant that the apartment is worth so much more. And the Knicks rule all.
Joey: Yeah, the Knicks rule all.

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 ‘The One with All the Haste’ Quotes

Quote from Phoebe

Chandler: Ho, ho, ho.
Phoebe: Excuse me?
Chandler: Your pants.
Phoebe: Oh yeah. You like them? I went to a used-clothes store and got a bunch of maternity stuff. These are so comfortable.
Joey: Pheebs, those are Santa pants.
Phoebe: What?
Chandler: Santa pants. Santa Claus's pants.
Phoebe: Nuh-uh. No. They're maternity pants. Look, they even came with a list of baby names. See? These names are good, and these are bad. Oh.

Quote from Chandler

Ross: Thanks guys.
Chandler: No problem. Just remember to wake us up before you go-go.

Quote from Monica

Monica: Men are such idiots.
Rachel: I know. Can you believe something that stupid actually got us our apartment back?
Phoebe: It's so funny to think, if you had just done that after the last contest no one would have had to move at all.
Monica: Let's pretend that's not true.
Rachel: Yeah.