‘The One with All the Haste’
Season 4, Episode 19 - Aired April 9, 1998
Monica and Rachel try to win their apartment back from Chandler and Joey. Meanwhile, Ross is upset when Emily is set to head back to London.
Quote from Joey
Chandler: Look, I want those basketball seats just as much as you. Okay, but we can't live in the small apartment after we've lived here. Didn't you ever read Flowers for Algernon?
Joey: Yes. Didn't you ever read Sports Illustrated? No, I didn't read yours.
Quote from Rachel
Monica: That's not even a game.
Rachel: Shut up. We're winning!
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: I hate this apartment. I hate the color of these walls. I hate that this place still smells like bird. I hate that singing guy.
Joey: Are you kidding? I love that guy. "Morning's here, Morning is here"-
Rachel: Stop it. I will kill you.
Quote from Phoebe
Chandler: Open up! Open up! Open up!
Monica: We'll discuss it in the morning.
Chandler: What the hell is going on?
Rachel: We took our apartment back.
Phoebe: I had nothing to do with it. Okay, it was my idea. But I don't feel good about it.
Quote from Ross
Ross: You know what? I never would've gotten this if it weren't for you. When I'm with you, I'm like this whole other guy. I love that guy. I mean, I love you too. A lot. But that guy. I love that guy!
Quote from Ross
Emily: I don't think you understand packing. Look, I just don't want to leave it till the last minute. Last time, I packed in such a rush I left my knickers here.
Ross: Yeah, I know. I tried them on.
Emily: You didn't.
Ross: No, I didn't. I didn't want to be "that guy."
Quote from Phoebe
Rachel: Hey, Pheebs, so how are the elves?
Phoebe: I don't know, how are the --- your clothes aren't funny.
Quote from Joey
Rachel: We know what these are worth.
Monica: Do you think we're stupid?
Joey: Not stupid. You're meaner than I thought.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Yes, Gunther. Can I get two cups of chino, please?
Gunther: Good one.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Look, when I was a little kid, my dad's company gave season tickets to the No. 1 salesman every year. All right. My dad never won. Of course, he wasn't in the sales division. But still, I never, ever, ever forgot that!