Joey Quote #533
Quote from Joey in The One with All the Haste
Chandler: Look, I want those basketball seats just as much as you. Okay, but we can't live in the small apartment after we've lived here. Didn't you ever read Flowers for Algernon?
Joey: Yes. Didn't you ever read Sports Illustrated? No, I didn't read yours.
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‘The One with All the Haste’ Quotes
Quote from Phoebe
Chandler: Ho, ho, ho.
Phoebe: Excuse me?
Chandler: Your pants.
Phoebe: Oh yeah. You like them? I went to a used-clothes store and got a bunch of maternity stuff. These are so comfortable.
Joey: Pheebs, those are Santa pants.
Phoebe: What?
Chandler: Santa pants. Santa Claus's pants.
Phoebe: Nuh-uh. No. They're maternity pants. Look, they even came with a list of baby names. See? These names are good, and these are bad. Oh.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: What are you going to bet?
Rachel: Well, I think we should let Phoebe decide because she's the only one who's impartial, and she's so pretty.
Phoebe: Okay. I have a game. This is great!
Joey: What's the game?
Phoebe: Well, it doesn't have a name. No, okay. Phoebe Ball. No, it doesn't have a name. Okay. Monica, what is your favorite thing about trees?
Monica: They're green?
Phoebe: Good. Five points.
Monica: All right.
Phoebe: Joey, same question.
Joey: They're tall.
Phoebe: Ooh, three points. Both fine answers, but we were looking for leafy. Leafy.
Quote from Monica
Monica: Men are such idiots.
Rachel: I know. Can you believe something that stupid actually got us our apartment back?
Phoebe: It's so funny to think, if you had just done that after the last contest no one would have had to move at all.
Monica: Let's pretend that's not true.
Rachel: Yeah.