‘The One with All the Candy’
Season 7, Episode 9 - Aired December 7, 2000
Monica tries to get to know her neighbors better by making candy for everyone in the building. Meanwhile, Ross buys Phoebe her first bicycle, and Rachel's relationship with Tag is nearly revealed at Ralph Lauren.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Oh, hello, liar.
Ross: Look, I'm really sorry I let go of the bike.
Phoebe: I could've been killed, I hope you know.
Ross: I know, I know.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Okay, I think we can get the evaluation back before they see it. We're going to have to get into Mr. Zelner's office. Now, he doesn't get in until 10, so he's no problem. But his assistant, Betty, she comes in early to eat breakfast at her desk.
Tag: That's kind of sad.
Rachel: Yeah, well, Betty's kind of sad. Which is why I believe I can lure her away with these chocolates.
Quote from Chandler
Monica: Okay, guys, the candy is coming. I just need another 15 minutes for the chocolate to cool.
Chandler: All right, everybody, just be quiet. Be quiet. Be quiet. Pipe, pipe, pipe down! What is the matter with you people? This woman was trying to do a nice thing for you. She was making candy so she could try to get to know all of you and I'll bet that not one of you can tell me her name. Am I right?
Guy: Candy Lady?
Chandler: No, not "Candy Lady."
Quote from Chandler
Monica: Did you smoke?
Chandler: No, smokes-a-lot lady blew smoke directly into my mouth.
Quote from Monica
Phoebe: Wow, Ben's first big kid's bike. This is so exciting.
Monica: Oh, yeah, I remember mine. It was my sixth birthday. My Dad took me to the park and I got on it and it bent.