Rachel Quote #713
Quote from Rachel in The One with All the Candy
Rachel: Okay, I think we can get the evaluation back before they see it. We're going to have to get into Mr. Zelner's office. Now, he doesn't get in until 10, so he's no problem. But his assistant, Betty, she comes in early to eat breakfast at her desk.
Tag: That's kind of sad.
Rachel: Yeah, well, Betty's kind of sad. Which is why I believe I can lure her away with these chocolates.
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‘The One with All the Candy’ Quotes
Quote from Monica
Monica: I can't believe that sign didn't work.
Chandler: You know what would work? Stop making candy.
Monica: But they like it.
Chandler: You mean they like you.
Monica: Maybe.
Chandler: Is that why you became a chef, so people would like you?
Monica: Oh. You really want to talk about getting people to like you, huh, funny man?
Quote from Monica
Monica: The basket is totally empty. Oh, my God, the neighbors ate all the candy.
Chandler: Well, either that or...
Monica: Joey!
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: So did you read your evaluation yet?
Tag: No, it was marked "confidential." I just sent it down to human resources.
Rachel: Okay, please, you're kidding, right? I wrote that one as a joke for you.
Tag: A joke they would appreciate?
Rachel: I'm thinking, no.
Tag: What did you say?
Rachel: I said I thought you were a good kisser and that I liked your teeny, tiny tushy.
Tag: Oh, no, not my tushy.
Rachel: Oh, it gets worse. Where asked if you take initiative, I wrote: "Yes, he was able to unhook my bra with minimal supervision." And under problems with performance, I wrote, "Dear God, I hope not." And then- And then I drew a little smiley face. And then a small pornographic sketch.