‘The One with All the Candy’
Season 7, Episode 9 - Aired December 7, 2000
Monica tries to get to know her neighbors better by making candy for everyone in the building. Meanwhile, Ross buys Phoebe her first bicycle, and Rachel's relationship with Tag is nearly revealed at Ralph Lauren.
Quote from Chandler
Monica: See, this is exactly why I'm making this candy. This way we can get to know our neighbors.
Chandler: Wouldn't it be easier if we just moved?
Quote from Monica
Rachel: Good morning!
Chandler: Somebody's in a good mood.
Rachel: Well, why shouldn't I be? I have great friends, I have a wonderful job-
Monica: Where you can make out with your assistant.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: It's not a big deal. We stayed up creating a plan so that us dating won't be a problem.
Monica: Oh, yeah? What's the plan?
Rachel: We- We are not going to let it be a problem.
Monica: Wow. It took you all night to come up with that plan?
Rachel: Oh, well, you know, we did other stuff too.
Monica: Did you two..?
Rachel: Oh, Monica, you know I don't sleep with guys on the first date.
Monica: Matt Wire, Mark Lynn, Ben Wise-
Rachel: Anymore!
Quote from Joey
Joey: Hey, Mon. You might want to make some more lasagna too. Something might have happened to a chunk of it.
Quote from Phoebe
Ross: Pheebs, you got a second?
Phoebe: Sure.
Ross: Ever since you told me about that bike I couldn't stop thinking about it. I mean, everyone should have a first bike, you know? So...
Phoebe: Oh, my God, Ross.
Ross: You like it?
Phoebe: I love it.
Ross: Yeah?
Phoebe: Oh, oh, God, and I love you. Not that way. But the bike got you a lot closer.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Oh, my God. My first bike! Thank you for the best present I've ever gotten.
Ross: You're welcome.
Phoebe: Oh, and Chandler's about to cry.
Chandler: Am not.
Quote from Chandler
Rachel: Maybe it's not that bad. They might not take it the way I meant it.
Chandler: Absolutely, you know? Because "tushy" can mean both ass and good worker.
Quote from Phoebe
Ross: Okay. Just remember everything I taught you and you'll be fine. Okay? Here we go. Ready, set-
Phoebe: Wait, this seat is really uncomfortable. Maybe before we start we should just get another one. Perhaps like an airplane seat, or a beanbag chair.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Why? Why do I have to learn?
Ross: Well, in case of an emergency.
Phoebe: What kind of emergency?
Ross: Well, what if a man comes along and puts a gun to your head and says: "You ride this bike or I'll I'll shoot you."
Phoebe: Okay. I would ring the bell to distract him. Then I would knock the gun out of his hand with a Chinese throwing star.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: You swore!
Ross: I just thought you were doing so well.
Phoebe: I am shocked. Shocked!
Ross: It's a legitimate learning technique.