‘The One Where They All Turn Thirty’
Season 7, Episode 14 - Aired February 8, 2001
Rachel struggles with turning thirty, prompting the group to reminisce about their thirtieth birthdays.
Quote from Rachel
Tag: Look, Rachel, I know what you're going through. I'm totally freaked out about turning 25.
Rachel: Get out. Get out of my apartment.
Quote from Monica
Chandler: How you feeling?
Monica: You are so handsome. I want to make love to you right here, right now. [growls]
Ross: I really wish that you wouldn't.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: We're going to get you some coffee and they will never know that you're drunk.
Monica: Really? You promise?
Chandler: Yeah, I'll take care of it.
Monica: I love you so much.
Chandler: Okay, we have to do something about your breath.
Monica: What about your breath?
Chandler: That's still yours.
Quote from Rachel
Phoebe: Rachel, come on out. Monica made breakfast.
Monica: Chocolate chip pancakes.
Ross: We've got presents.
Rachel: Good ones?
Monica: They all came from the list you handed out to us two weeks ago.
Rachel: Well, can I keep the presents and still be 29?
Quote from Phoebe
Ursula: Yeah, we're not 30. We're 31. That's what it says on my birth certificate.
Phoebe: You have a birth certificate?
Ursula: Yeah, I got a big box of family stuff when my mom died.
Phoebe: Our mom.
Ursula: Right. Okay.
Quote from Ross
Tag: Let's have some fun. What do you want to do today?
Rachel: Nothing. I don't want to do anything.
Monica: Well, doing nothing on your 30th is better than doing something stupid, like Ross.
Ross: Hey, that was a practical purchase. I needed that car for transportation. Okay, I have a child.
[flashback:]
Ross: How hot do I look in this?
Chandler: Ross, a sports car? Wouldn't it have been cheaper to just stuff a sock down there?
Ross: That's not what this is about, okay. I am a sports car enthusiast. I've always been into cars.
Joey: Hey, what's the horsepower on this thing?
Ross: I don't know, but look how shiny!
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: You know what, I am gonna do something today. I'm not just going to sit around like some old lady. I want to get something pierced. Like my nose or my tongue or something.
Phoebe: Really? Because that hurts.
Rachel: So what? The way I see it- [Phoebe pinches Rachel] Son of a bitch!
Quote from Monica
Monica: See, I was a little nervous about turning 30. So the busboys took me out for some drinks.
Might want to puke on you later.
Quote from Monica
Monica: Oh, no! My parents have never seen me drunk. That they know of.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: What's going on?
Chandler: Monica's a little drunk.
Phoebe: Yay. I love drunk Monica.