Ross Quote #866

Quote from Ross in The One Where They All Turn Thirty

Tag: Let's have some fun. What do you want to do today?
Rachel: Nothing. I don't want to do anything.
Monica: Well, doing nothing on your 30th is better than doing something stupid, like Ross.
Ross: Hey, that was a practical purchase. I needed that car for transportation. Okay, I have a child.
[flashback:]
Ross: How hot do I look in this?
Chandler: Ross, a sports car? Wouldn't it have been cheaper to just stuff a sock down there?
Ross: That's not what this is about, okay. I am a sports car enthusiast. I've always been into cars.
Joey: Hey, what's the horsepower on this thing?
Ross: I don't know, but look how shiny!

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 ‘The One Where They All Turn Thirty’ Quotes

Quote from Joey

Chandler: Would you put that back on. Monica is going to be here any minute.
Joey: But it hurts my Joey's apple.
Chandler: Okay, for the last time, it's not named after each individual man.

Quote from Joey

Chandler: Well, here we are. Just a bunch of 30-year-olds.
Ross: Wow. Do you realize in 10 years we're gonna be 40?
Joey: Why, God? Why are you doing this to us?

Quote from Joey

Rachel: Oh, come on, you guys, is it just me? Am I overreacting?
Chandler: No, Rach, it's not just you. My 30th birthday certainly wasn't that much fun.
[flashback:]
Joey: And now Chandler! We're all getting so old. Why are you doing this to us?