Monica: You already got the first class tickets, you got the lounge. I mean, we should get free stuff, too. I mean, you're not the only ones on your honeymoon.
Woman: Well, you can have the suite if you want. We don't care about where we stay. We're here to celebrate our love for each other, not to get free stuff. We just want to be together.
Chandler: We need the stuff.

Ross: We need to talk.
Rachel: Right now? Because I've kind of got an alfresco situation going on over here.
Ross: Please. Please. I want to apologize for the way I acted earlier today.
Rachel: Okay, Ross, that's fine. But can you please stay up near my head?
Ross: Yeah, sorry. I think I went a little crazy. I was thinking about me when I should've been thinking about you-
Rachel: Head, Ross! Head!

Dr. Long: Everything looks good. Here it is on the screen. There's your uterus and right here is your baby.
Ross: Oh, my God.
Rachel: Wow. There it is, I see it.
Dr. Long: Congratulations. I'll give you two a minute.
Rachel: Okay.
Ross: Thank you. Pretty amazing, huh?
Rachel: [crying] I don't see it.
Ross: What? What?
Rachel: I can't see it.
Ross: You just said that you did.
Rachel: I know, I lied. I didn't want her to think I was a terrible mother. I can't even see my own baby.
Ross: Oh, sure. Come here. Sure you can. Come here.Loo k, it's right there.
Rachel: Oh. Oh, it's beautiful. I see it now.
Ross: Do you really?
Rachel: No, I don't see it!
Ross: Come on. Okay. Okay. You see this tiny thing that looks like a peanut?
Rachel: Yeah.
Ross: Sweetie, that's it.
Rachel: That's it? Well, I saw that.

Phoebe: So how was the doctor?
Rachel: Everything went great.
Phoebe: Good.
Ross: Oh, hey, show them the picture of your uterus.
Joey: I don't see the baby. Where is it?
Rachel: Oh, no. I know. I couldn't see it either at first. But it's right- Ross, I lost it again.

Monica: I didn't think you could keep it a secret.
Chandler: [high-pitched voice:] What? [normal voice:] I am an excellent secret-keeper. I have kept all our secrets.
Joey: What secrets?
Chandler: No, no, Joey. I'm not gonna tell you because I am an excellent secret-keeper.
Joey: Psst. You'll tell me later?
Chandler: You already know.

Phoebe: It's so romantic to send people off on their honeymoon.
Joey: You know, Monica and Chandler are married. Ross and Rachel are having a baby. Maybe you and I should do something.
Phoebe: All in good time, my love. All in good time.

Ross: Ross and Rachel. Rachel and Ross. It's been one heck of a seesaw, hasn't it?
Rachel: What?
Ross: I mean, look, that one night we had was fun and certainly passionate. But don't you think maybe it's better if we just stay friends?
Rachel: Seriously, what?
Ross: Okay, okay. You know what? If you want to, we can do it one more time. I'd be okay with that. In fact, I have some time right now.

Nurse: Okay, Rachel, are you comfortable?
Rachel: If I said I was, would you judge me?
Nurse: The doctor will be here in a minute to do your sonogram.
Rachel: Oh, man, I swear, if they sold these at Pottery Barn-

Chandler: Hey, aren't you excited we're going on our honeymoon?
Monica: Yeah, I am.
Chandler: [singing] Bermuda, Bahama, Come on, pretty mama-
Monica: That's right. Get it out of your system while we're alone.

Monica: I already packed. The only thing I couldn't find, though, was your Speedo.
Chandler: Speedo? I don't have a Speedo. I'm gonna go pack my regular, long bathing suit.