Chandler Quote #1445

Quote from Chandler in The One Where Rachel Tells...

Monica: I didn't think you could keep it a secret.
Chandler: [high-pitched voice:] What? [normal voice:] I am an excellent secret-keeper. I have kept all our secrets.
Joey: What secrets?
Chandler: No, no, Joey. I'm not gonna tell you because I am an excellent secret-keeper.
Joey: Psst. You'll tell me later?
Chandler: You already know.

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 ‘The One Where Rachel Tells...’ Quotes

Quote from Ross

Ross: I'm just saying. If you can't eat by yourself, how do you expect to have a baby by yourself?
Rachel: I can too eat by myself.
Ross: When have you ever?
Rachel: When certain people leave the table and I am not finished.
Ross: Well, certain other people take two hours to eat a bowl soup.
Rachel: Please, you inhale your food.
Ross: I grew up with Monica. If you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat!

Quote from Rachel

Ross: I just want you to know that I'm going to be there through this whole thing. Okay. The doctor's appointments, the Lamaze classes, baby-proofing the apartment. Although, we can probably worry about that after we get married.
Rachel: Married?
Ross: Well, yeah, I think we should get married.
Rachel: Because that's your answer to everything?

Quote from Ross

Rachel: Okay, Ross. Come on, let's just forget about the condoms.
Ross: Well, I may as well have!