Joey: Let's just get this out in the open, okay? You're hot. I'm lovable. Clearly, there's a vibe going on between us. But we're roommates and it's a huge mistake for us to continue down this road.
Janine: Joey-
Joey: No, no, no. I'm telling you, imagine yourself living in a supermarket and you will understand.

Janine: You know, I just don't feel that way about you.
Joey: Oh. I see what happened. It's because I was trying to repel you. Right? Believe me, you'd feel a lot different if I turned it on.
Janine: I don't think so.
Joey: Oh, I do. How you doin'?
Janine: I'm okay.
Joey: What?
Janine: What?
Joey: Oh, dear God.

Rachel: Phoebe, come on ,can we finish this later? Because I want to go running before it gets dark. Oh, why don't you come with me?
Phoebe: Really?
Rachel: Yeah, it'll be fun. We'll run in the park. It'll be like our first roommate-bonding thing.
Phoebe: Okay, let's go running.
Rachel: Yeah, and there's really cute guys there.
Phoebe: Let's run towards them.

Monica: Joey, did you even interview this woman before you asked her to move in?
Joey: Of course, I did.
Monica: What exactly did you ask her?
Joey: When can you move in?

Ross: Thank you for bringing her into our lives.

Chandler: Unbelievable.
Monica: Oh. Oh, so you like her too, Chandler?
Chandler: Hey, look at all the boxes.

Joey: I cannot wait to ask her out.
Monica: Wait a minute, Joey. Joey, you can't ask her out. She's your roommate. It'll be way too complicated.
Ross: Yeah, man, don't do it. I mean, if you date her, then I can't date her.

Rachel: I don't know how to get out of it. I mean, I live with her.
Monica: Why don't you just be straight with her? Tell her the truth.
Rachel: You're right. I should just tell her the truth.
Phoebe: Hey.
Rachel: Hey, Pheebs, Monica tripped me. I don't think I can ever run again, ever!

Chandler: You know what? Monica's gonna be working late, so I am gonna make this place spotless. You know what else I'm going to do? Know what else I'm going to do? I'm gonna go downstairs, I'm gonna get her some flowers. Now, who would not want to live with me?
Joey: I don't. No, I want to live with the super-hot Australian dancer.

Ross: Did you get Monica's authorization to move all of her stuff?
Chandler: Authorization? I don't need that. I'm going to put everything back.
Ross: Put it back exactly where you found it?
Chandler: Yes. I'm gonna put it back exactly where I found it.
Ross: Okay, first of all, that attitude is not helping.