‘The One Where No One's Ready’
Season 3, Episode 2 - Aired September 26, 1996
Ross is infuriated as he struggles to get his friends ready to attend a speech he's giving at the museum. Monica is obsessing over her break-up with Richard, while Joey and Chandler argue over a chair.
Quote from Joey
Chandler: What are you doing?
Joey: You said I had to give you the chair. You didn't say anything about cushions.
Chandler: The cushions are the essence of the chair!
Joey: That's right! I'm taking the essence.
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: Maybe we can call the phone company? Maybe they could change the message? Maybe they could change his number.
Phoebe: Yeah, I think after this, he'll be doing that himself.
Quote from Chandler
Joey: All right, they got water, orange juice and what looks like cider.
Chandler: Taste it.
Joey: Yeah, it's fat. I drank fat.
Chandler: Yeah, I know, I did that two minutes ago.
Quote from Chandler
Phoebe: Get away from that phone! [Phoebe emerges from Monica's bedroom with the telephone] She's just getting dressed now.
Chandler: Is it wrong that I was totally aroused by that?
Quote from Rachel
Ross: So, let's see, you're pretty close, huh? Makeup's on. Hair's done.
Rachel: I just have to get dressed.
Ross: Yay. And that takes, what? Just 6 or 7 minutes?
Rachel: Yeah. Once I figure out what I'm wearing.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Okay, Ross, I just have to do one thing first. It's not a big deal. Get up!
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: Ooh, Phoebe, you look great.
Phoebe: All right already.
Quote from Ross
Ross: Listen, when Carol and I broke up, I went through the same thing. You know what I did? I got dressed. Really, really quickly, okay?