‘The One Where No One's Ready’
Season 3, Episode 2 - Aired September 26, 1996
Ross is infuriated as he struggles to get his friends ready to attend a speech he's giving at the museum. Monica is obsessing over her break-up with Richard, while Joey and Chandler argue over a chair.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Monica, what gets out hummus?
Monica: If it is a new message, what is he calling to say?
Phoebe: Okay, thanks. Yeah, I'll try that.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: When I get back, it's Chair City. And I'm the guy ... who's sitting in the chair.
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: I got his machine and I left a message. But it's okay. It's okay because it was, like, a casual, breezy message. It was breezy. Oh, God, what if it wasn't breezy?
Phoebe: Well, how could it not be breezy? No. Because you' re in such a breezy place.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Hey, you can't say you're "breezy." That totally negates the "breezy."
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: All right, you will notice that I'm fully dressed. I, in turn, have noticed that you are not.
So in the words of A.A. Milne, "Get out of my chair, dill-hole."
Quote from Ross
Chandler: We used them as pillows when we went camping.
Ross: What?
Chandler: The sheep.
Ross: Hey, what you do on your own time.
Quote from Ross
Ross: My watch stopped. My watch. Okay, see, the dinosaur tail isn't going around anymore.
Quote from Ross
Ross: I know it says "black tie optional", but this may be pushing it a little.