Monica: I want a baby.
Chandler: Honey, we've been over this. I need to be facing the other way.

Monica: If we have sex again, it'll double our chances of getting pregnant. I think that closet's still available.
Chandler: I am so tired. [Chandler and Monica kiss] Yeah, okay, but no foreplay.
Monica: Deal!

Ross: Dad, seriously! You know, you really should see someone about that.
Jack Geller: Noted.

Rachel: It just doesn't feel right.
Phoebe: Why? You two are so meant to be together. Everybody thinks so.
Rachel: Really? Even Ross?
Phoebe: Especially Ross.

Ross: Dad, what are you doing?
Jack Geller: I think there are people in there having sex.
Joey: It can't be me. I'm standing right here.

Rachel: She's pulling away again. Do you think my nipples are too big for her mouth? She looks scared. Doesn't she look scared?
Joey: You know, I don't really know her.

Nurse: Why don't we try massaging the breast to stimulate the flow?
Rachel: Okay.
Joey: Are you kidding me?!

Rachel: This is so frustrating. Why doesn't she want my breast?
Joey: I don't know. Maybe she's crazy!

Rachel: Joey proposed to me.
Monica: Is he crazy? You just had Ross's baby.
Rachel: Well, I said yes.
Monica: What, are you crazy? You just had Ross's baby! It's so inappropriate. No, it is worse than that. It is wrong. It's just- It is bigger than mine.
Rachel: I know. "Days of our Lives", thank you very much.

Chandler: You still haven't told Rachel you weren't proposing?
Joey: No. She had the ring on, she seemed so excited, and then she took her breast out.
Chandler: Joey, you have to tell her what is going on. And what did it look like?
Joey: I didn't look at it. The stupid baby's head was blocking most of it.