Joey: I'll go tell her now before Ross finds out, and I'll be gentle. I can do that. I am a gentle person. By the way, two people screwing in there if you want to check that out.

Rachel: Ugh! Well then why didn't you tell me that before?
Rachel: Well, I tried but people kept coming in, and then you took your breast out.
Ross: Whoa. Hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You saw her breast?
Joey: I'll tell you about it later. Be cool.

Rachel: Joey, then what the hell were you doing with an engagement ring?
Joey: It wasn't my ring! It's Ross's ring. That's why I felt so bad, Rach, because he was gonna propose.
Ross: What?!
Rachel: You were gonna propose to me?
Ross: Uh. No.
[silence]
Joey: Well, this is awkward.
Ross: But I was going to see if, you know, maybe you wanted to start dating again. But that, I mean, that was all, Rach.
Joey: Dude, step up. I proposed.
Ross: No, you didn't.
Joey: Oh, that's right. There's a lot going on here, and I think I ate some bad fruit earlier.

Joey: You know what, you guys? I'm gonna go too. And I'm sorry about everything.
Rachel: Honey, don't worry, it was my mistake.
Joey: No, Rach, I should've told you sooner. It's just that- Man, that kid is going to town!

Ross: Look, I know it's not a proposal, and I don't know where you are but with everything that's been going on and with Emma, I'm- I've been feeling-
Rachel: Yeah, I know. I've been feeling-
Ross: Yeah?
Rachel: Yeah.
Ross: Okay, well, that- Wow, okay, well- Then maybe at least we can talk about us again?
Rachel: Yeah. Maybe.
Ross: Well, good. Okay. I kind of think, you know, if we, if- You're wearing the ring.
Rachel: What? What's that?
Ross: And you told Phoebe you were engaged.
Rachel: I'm sorry, what?
Ross: When you thought Joey proposed did you say yes?

Jack Geller: Kids, I spoke to a doctor and picked up these pamphlets on how to get pregnant.
Monica: Hey, Dad.
Chandler: Hi.
Jack Geller: [knocking] Sorry to bother you again, but could you pass my pamphlets back? Thank you.