Chandler: You know, that is a popular opinion today, I must say.
Monica: What?
Chandler: The weirdest thing happened at the coffeehouse. I think Phoebe was hitting on me.
Monica: What are you talking about?
Chandler: I'm telling you, I think Phoebe thinks I'm foxy.
Monica: It's not possible.
Chandler: Ow.
Monica: I'm sorry, it's just, Phoebe's always thought you were charming in a sexless kind of way.
Chandler: Oh, well, you know, I can't hear that enough.

Rachel: Hey, Mon, what are you doing right now, you want to come see a movie with us?
Monica: Actually, I was going to do some laundry. Hey, Chandler, you want to do it with me?
Chandler: Sure, I'll do it with you.
Rachel: Okay, great. Hold on a second. Uh, here you go. You don't mind, do you? That would really help me out a lot. Thanks.
Monica: You know what? I don't think I have enough quarters.
Phoebe: Oh, I have quarters!

Ross: Oh, man, I want that place so much. And I was so sure that was going to work. There's 12 bucks I'll never see again.

Monica: Joey!
Joey: And Rachel. I would have told you, but they made me promise not to tell.
Chandler: Oh, man.
Joey: I'm sorry. But it's over now, right? You can tell them you know they know, and I can go back to knowing absolutely nothing.

Monica: Unless-
Joey: No. Not "unless". This must end now.
Monica: Oh, they think they are so slick messing with us. But they don't know that we know that they know. So...
Chandler: Ah, yes. The messers become the messees!

Ross: That is a great idea. And I know Ugly Naked Guy because we've been watching him for, like, five years. So that gives me back my edge.

Rachel: It's Chandler.
Phoebe: [on the phone] Hello, you.
Chandler: Hello, Phoebe, I've been thinking about you all day.
Phoebe: Huh?
Chandler: Well, you know that thing you said before? I'd be lying if I said I wasn't intrigued.
Phoebe: Really?
Chandler: Yeah, listen. Joey won't be here tonight. So why don't you come over? And I'll let you feel my bicep. Or maybe more.
Phoebe: I'll have to get back to you on that. Okay, bye. Oh, my God. He wants me to come over and feel his bicep and more!

Rachel: Are you kidding? I cannot believe he would do that to Mon- Joey? Do they know that we know?
Joey: No.
Rachel: Joey?
Joey: They know you know.
Rachel: Urgh. I knew it! I cannot believe those two.
Phoebe: They thought they could mess with us? They're trying to mess with us? They don't know that we know they know we know. And Joey, you can't say anything.
Joey: Couldn't if I wanted to.

Ross: Good evening, sir. I'm Ross Geller. I'm one of the people who applied for the apartment. And I realize that the competition is fierce but- I'm sorry, I can't help but notice that you're naked. [claps] I applaud you. Man, I wish I was naked. I mean, this looks so great. That is how God intended it.

Joey: Hey, check it out. Check it out. Ugly Naked Guy's got a naked friend.
Rachel: Oh, yeah. [gasps] Oh, my God. That's our friend. It's Naked Ross!
Joey: Naked Ross!