‘The One Where Everybody Finds Out’
Season 5, Episode 14 - Aired February 11, 1999
When the group notice that Ugly Naked Guy is moving out, Ross decides to try get his apartment. As Rachel and Phoebe join Ross on a tour of the apartment, Phoebe is horrified to see Chandler and Monica hooking up across the street. After learning that Rachel and Joey already know about the secret relationship, Phoebe suggests they have some fun at Chandler and Monica's expense.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: All right, I'm going to go in.
Rachel: Be sexy.
Phoebe: Please.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: So, Chandler, I'd love to come by tonight.
Chandler: Really?
Phoebe: Oh, absolutely. Shall we say, around 7?
Chandler: Yes.
Phoebe: Good. I'm really looking forward to you and me having sexual intercourse.
Quote from Chandler
Monica: Make her think you want to have sex with her and it will freak her out.
Chandler: Okay, how far am I gonna have to go with her?
Monica: She'll give in way before you do.
Chandler: How do you know?
Monica: Because you're on my team. And my team always wins.
Chandler: At this?
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: You know, when you say things like that, it makes me want to rip that sweater vest right off.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Why don't we move into the bedroom?
Phoebe: Really?
Chandler: Oh. Do you not want to?
Phoebe: No, no. First I want to take off all my clothes and have you rub lotion on me.
Chandler: That would be nice. I'll go get the lotion.
Quote from Chandler
Phoebe: I'm going to kiss you now.
Chandler: Not if I kiss you first.
Quote from Chandler
Rachel: Aww, I'm going to miss that big old squishy butt.
Chandler: And we're done with the chicken fried rice.
Quote from Joey
Ross: Hey, didn't he used to have a cat?
Phoebe: Well, I wouldn't bring that up. It would probably just bum him out.
Joey: Yeah, poor cat never saw that big butt coming.