Ross Quote #584

Quote from Ross in The One Where Everybody Finds Out

Ross: Good evening, sir. I'm Ross Geller. I'm one of the people who applied for the apartment. And I realize that the competition is fierce but- I'm sorry, I can't help but notice that you're naked. [claps] I applaud you. Man, I wish I was naked. I mean, this looks so great. That is how God intended it.

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 ‘The One Where Everybody Finds Out’ Quotes

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Oh, look! There's Monica and Chandler. Hey! Hey, you guys! Hey! Oh! Oh! Oh! Chandler and Monica! Chandler and Monica!
Rachel: Oh, my God!
Phoebe: Chandler and Monica!
Rachel: Oh, my God!
Phoebe: Oh, my eyes! My eyes!

Quote from Ross

Ross: A new place for a new Ross. I'm going to have you and all the guys from work over, you know, once it's furnished.
Donald: I must say, it's nice to see you back on your feet.
Ross: Well, I am that. And that whole rage thing is definitely behind me.
Donald: I wonder if it's time for you to rejoin our museum team?
Ross: Oh, Donald, that would be great. I am totally ready to come back to work. I- [looks out the window] What? No! No! What are you doing? Get off my sister!

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: Phoebe, Phoebe. It's okay!
Phoebe: No, they're doing it!
Rachel: I know! I know!
Phoebe: You know?
Rachel: Yes, I know and Joey knows, but Ross doesn't know, so you have to stop screaming!