‘The One Where Chandler Gets Caught’
Season 10, Episode 10 - Aired January 15, 2004
When Rachel and Phoebe see Chandler getting into a car with an attractive woman, they follow him to a house in the suburbs. After the group tell Monica they think Chandler might be cheating on her, they learn the truth about the Westchester house. [CLIP SHOW]
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: What is wrong with raising a kid in the city? I'm doing it. Ross is doing it. Sarah Jessica Parker is doing it!
Quote from Phoebe
Ross: You put an offer on a house?
Monica: It's so sweet. It really is. It has this big yard that leads down to this stream. And then there's these old maple trees.
Phoebe: Oh, again with the nature. What are you, beavers?
Quote from Ross
Phoebe: Ross, how about you? Which would you give up, sex or food?
Ross: Food.
Phoebe: Okay. How about sex or dinosaurs?
Ross: Oh, my God, it's like Sophie's Choice.
Quote from Joey
Ross: I just can't see Chandler cheating.
Rachel: I'm telling you guys, we followed them out to a house in Westchester. They went in for, like, 45 minutes, and then they came out looking pretty happy.
Joey: Chandler? Forty-five minutes? Well, something's not right.
Quote from Monica
Rachel: Aw, look at her. So happy.
Monica: If only there were a smaller one to clean this one.
Quote from Chandler
Monica: Rachel, this is yours.
Rachel: Why? What are these for?
Chandler: You'll see.
Monica: All right, everybody open them.
Rachel: Wow, this is so beautiful.
Phoebe: Oh, these are the ones I was looking at in the store.
Rachel: I know.
Ross: Oh, I love this.
Joey: A meatball sub! Thanks.
Ross: Seriously, guys, what's going on? What are these for?
Chandler: Well, I didn't know how to tell you before but we got the house.
Monica: Enjoy!
Joey: What did they say?
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Hey.
Joey: You son of a bitch.
Chandler: Is it me, or have the greetings gone downhill around here?
Quote from Joey
Monica: When we found out that we were gonna get this baby, Chandler and I started talking and we decided we didn't want to raise a kid in the city.
Phoebe: So you're- So you're gonna move?
Ross: Oh, my God.
Joey: Shouldn't we all vote on stuff like this?
Quote from Monica
Monica: Mmm. This cake is amazing!
Rachel: My God, get a room.
Monica: I would get a room with this cake. I think I could show this cake a good time.
Quote from Phoebe
Rachel: You gotta see these pictures of Emma.
Phoebe: Oh, how cute. She looks just like a little doll.
Rachel: Oh, no, that is a doll.
Phoebe: Oh, thank God, because that thing's really creepy.